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Candy Store

This was such an inspiration to me when I first found it. There was so much juicy stuff on here I was like a kid in a candy store. I love these kind of web sites. New scripture? modern day prophets? You be the judge. Joseph is a great writer too. I always look forward to him coming out with new essays. Be sure to read Eleazar's essay on this site called "The Meaning of the Apron". Incredible insight into some of the temple clothing. Hava Pratt's stuff is on this page too. (Beth any)

Paradox-man

Faster than a tired Jahnihah.
More powerful than Ishuwa's heated LDSFriends posts.
Able to leap all logic in a single bound!

Look! Out in the garden!
It's a bird!
It's a carrot!
No it's Paradox-maaaan!

Pardox-man, disguised as Absalom;
a kind, Jesus look-a-like,
who loses jobs based upon integrity,
mounts a never-ending battle to......

......well to screw with our minds!!!

J

Massive Truth
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/7556/

Massive truth is to be found all over this site.

Worst of the Anti Mormon Web -- Award
(http://www.teleport.com/~novak/worst/archive/jul31.htm)

Sometimes there is just not enough lithium to go around... What follows is a small guided tour of this bizarre site... ...the Shulemna is just this side of New Age religiousity. Okay, how about Hogan's Heros meets Moroni?... If you cannot get enough of the lithium-impaired, this is for you.

Note from the Webmaster: I'd like to thank my agent, and my parents, and...

Rejected the true Prophets

The Holy Ghost has revealed to me that Gordon B. Hinckley is the prophet of the Lord. As for your group, you have rejected the true prophets. Don't decieve yurselves.

B.T (Anonymous)

Note from the Webmaster: We turn to no group for revelation.

Deceived

You, Joseph Absalom, are the only one being decieved here. Have you read the Book of Mormon? If so, have you prayed about it? You obviously do not have a testimony of this Book! Why are you going against God's Church? It's a very dumb thing to do. God Bless!

Anonymous

Note from the Webmaster: I've read the BOM 13 times and in 3 languages.

Hick

"I have saw it is vision" should actually be "I have SEEN it IN A vision." You sound like a hick and that ruins your credibility (assuming you have any with your audience).

Anonymous

Note from the Webmaster: I are a hick!

Anti-Mormon Site

Elder Poelman's conference address did not get cleared through correlation before he gave it. He was asked to change it, which he did. Non-LDS factions have made much of this. This page (an anti-Mormon site) has a side-by-side comparison of both versions... (http://www.lds-index.org/basics.htm)

Note from the Webmaster: This site champions the original teachings of Joseph Smith and his contemporaries. Why is it then called anti-Mormon?   If anything, we are pro-Mormon.

Darkness

...I am sorry that the light has left you for darkness, however if you humble yourself, fast, pray, and seek help from your bishop and stake president, I know that you can be forgiven... Seeking glory and praise for yourself is certainly not godlike. It is instead self-centered and comes from the bowels of hell... Become one with God by doing His work. Not your own selfish work of seeking power and glory from him who is the father of all lies. That is why he was cast out. I beg you, for your soul and the souls you are leading astray to mend your ways and become like a small child...even teachable. May you see the error of your ways, in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

Kevin (Anonymous)

You'll get mowed down

THE CHAFF WILL BE SIFTED FROM THE WHEAT. Hear the sound of the sycthe coming? You should! ... I SEE YOU ARE STILL DELUSIONAL. ... JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN FIND OTHERS WHO ARE DELUDED LIKE YOU ARE DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE RIGHT. ...ONCE AGAIN I SAY HEAR THE SYCTHE COMING, IT IS FOR YOU.

ALAN (Anonymous)

During the middle of the workday, someone wrote anonymously from Boing:

do you have anything better to do with your time?

Changing God's Word

It is clear that your religion alters the word of God as it is written in the Holy Bible (NKJV, NIV, KJV).

Note from the Webmaster: (Three different versions of the Bible, and you worry about me altering the word of God?)

Ignorant Fool

So, do you take everything you hear literally as well? When Moses tied his ass to a tree, do you take that to mean his butt? Your cartoon here is made in complete ignorance. I can't blame you for being foolish though, because you obviously don't look at facts. Have a nice life persecuting religious beliefs...maybe someday, when the whole world becomes intolerant like you...you'll FINALLY understand what I'm talking about...although I'm not holding my breath.

(Anonymous)

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